In case you were wondering-- it would be understandable-- you are not the target audience of this article, no no, not at all, actually by reading this article, correction, by having made the effort to join a community where this article could exist, you have officially disqualified yourself from ever being a member of its target audience (a little harsh I know).
This article is meant for all those people who would never read this article. It's a big shout out to all the people in the world who have something better to do than reading this. Now before I start to sound TOOOO self-righteous, I'll get to the topic.

This article is for some short length of time going to be talking about what this article has to offer. I don't know if you're a fan of the topic yet, but don't worry I'm not as self-centred as I sound. Actually it is not nearly so vain as it is a necessity. For the length of this article it will be arguing why it exists, its worth, and why you should not discard and reject it. In a very caricaturized metaphor, this article is every one of us. It may not be, I was never elected God so I couldn't tell you, but it's worth thinking about.

On to the fun...

Because there are so many of you not reading this article, I will start by saying you should read this article. This is for you (of course as soon as you do read it, it no longer is... go figure). For the aforementioned, what you are missing by not reading this is the chance to connect to an idea without any risk to yourself whatsoever. you gain access to my mind and forfeit nothing but time. Alot of people say if they could have any super power it would be the ability to read minds. Hell, convince your friend to write a story or an essay, then read it and you're half-way to being on the x-men. Being a fan of my mind I think you're really missing out by not getting into it, but it doesn't stop there.

You're missing the chance to grow. Mentally, spiritually, however you want to take this article, because you're not reading this you're not maturing as a result. Even if you learn nothing from this article, even if you disagree with the statement it's trying to make completely, the act of judging it is exercise; of course you could get that with any mental exercise, that's true. Which is why I'm going to take this little essay to the next level by offering opposition. Machiavelli believed a prince had to cultivate enmities to become stronger, so following the same line of reasoning, mentally you need the opposition I present in this article.

So for that reason I offer these statements:
What you get with this article you could get nowhere else.
What you get anywhere you could get anywhere else.
A statement can be comepletely false, contradictory and still true.

Food for thought,
Bon appetite